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Ladies and gents, the 28 Flavours Meme. Pick a number, and I'll write a drabble based on that entry in the list. I'll probably only get to do one or two of these tonight, but I'll get to them all eventually. Eventually. 
1. Naughty Sam 
2. Happy Sam 
3. Nervous Sam 
4. Angsty Sam 
5. Poorly-Sick-And-Dying Sam 
6. Horny Sam 
7. Flailing Sam 
8. Excited Sam 
9. Book-Reading Sam 
11. Jealous Sam 
12. Kidnapped Sam 
13. Caring Sam 
14. On-His-Knees Sam 
15. Obedient Sam 
16. Losing-His-Cherry Sam 
17. Naive Sam 
18. Shocked Sam 
19. Greedy Sam 
20. Drunk Sam 
21. In a tree Sam 
22. Flying Sam 
23. Bathtime Sam 
24. War Sam 
25. Exhausted Sam 
26. Falling-Down-A-Lot Sam 
27. Well-shagged Sam 
28. Kickass Sam